Monday, June 2, 2008

Don't Blame Me, Blame The Ordinands


What a humourous lot these trainee priests are:

Why does the bride always wear white?
Because its always a good idea to have the Dishwasher matching the fridge.

And to add balance:

Men are like bike helmets, handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like mascara, they run at the first sight of emotion.

Also:

An Englishman in Dublin asks a local the quickest way to Cork.

"Are you on foot or in a car?"

"I'm in a car"

"That's the quickest way."

And from My Own Personal Agnostic one which is also on You Tube:

The link is Here (This link keeps coming and going and seems to be invisible sometimes. Just hover the cursor over the gap.) It is the first clip, but keep watching as the others are a treat too.