Thursday, January 29, 2009

So, my Headteacher said...


There's a lot of talk about early retirement at the moment: anyone over 50 is being approached. Apparently if the school can make a case for you as an economic saving, the Local Authority is likely to accept your application. We have a major education restructuring on the horizon, so it makes sense.

I was called in (not that I am anywhere near fifty, you understand). During the conversation the Head said

"If you feel a bit stale, why don't you organise a school outing?"

I don't know: how would I find out who the gay kids are?

Still, if that's what he wants......