Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Now I saw this and it made me laugh.

According to the Metro free paper we get on public transport - (No, not if I can possibly avoid it what with me having resigned my membership of the public) - this event was caught on CCTV. I would have paid to see it.

"Two yobs who attacked a pair of cross-dressers picked on the wrong guys - they were cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress. Drunken Dean Gardener and Jason Fender taunted the pair who were tottering along the street in wigs, short skirts and high heels.

When bare-chested Gardener aimed a punch at one of the cage fighters, the other, wearing a sparkly black dress and long wig, stepped in and landed two lightening quick blows.

The punches sent the yobs reeling while their intended victims teetered away in their high heels, stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they had dropped during the mele.

They had already scrapped with several men including one dressed as Spider Man before they approached the cross-dressing cage fighters.

As they appeared in court yesterday, their lawyer, Mark Davies, said: "You know it can not have been a good night when you get into a fight with Spider Man and two cross-dressing men."

You think?